jULIE kIDD AKA THE FUNNY MOM

The Funny Mom

  • "​I'm so busy I don't have time to cook.  When I call my kids to dinner,  they run to the car."
  • "​I believe in a very strict curfew.  My kids have to be in at 10pm every night.  The other night my son came home twenty minutes early.  I had to ask him to  leave."
  • "​My daughter's health teacher told her that milk is worse than cigarettes.  
    ​I thought, who the heck is smokin' milk?!!"
  • "​Dr. Laura says if you have teenagers you should do in-home drug testing. Those kits are some expensive, so I went out and bought a pool test kit.  I couldn't tell if my kids were using but I did find out they have perfect chlorine levels!"
...Just sayin'